Watching your baby can be a real drag. Half the time he doesn't do anything. The other half he's doing only stuff he wants to do. Babies just don't seem to get that we want and deserve their attention. Without us, they would be screwed! Once again, technology has come to the rescue! Why watch the baby when there's an app for that? Here are a few awesome new products that really make taking care of your baby a snap. The Smart OnesieA wise man once said, "If you can't measure it, you can't manage it." Not only is this smart onesie by a company called Mimo stylish AF, it measures all sorts of stuff. From nearly anywhere on Earth, whether you are traveling for work or you slipped out for a couple of beers at your local, you can be up to speed on baby's breathing, temperature and movements. With all of these vital measurements, you can manage the shit out of your baby! The Smart DiaperYou read that right. Diapers are smart now. Don't you feel dumb for sniffing your baby's poopy butt? Smart Baby Roll Over DetectorNo one knows how the human race managed to survive extinction after thousands of years of tummy sleeping. Your parents didn't worry about baby flipping over, but you rookie parents are going to lose a lot of sleep over this new problem. Never fear, because all you need is to attach this button to your baby and set the included app to jolt you awake whenever baby moves during the night. Sleep tight, because technology has your back. ConclusionWe are close to a time where technology will make raising a child simple. Though I guess I would be remiss if I didn't mention that all of these things can be hacked. Don't believe me? Head here and have a listen. :)
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AuthorAlthough I am not a recognized authority on child care, I expect to be recognized soon. Keep an eye on this space for news on that front. Meanwhile, feel free to soak up all of my sage advice on raising children. Archives
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