I don't have children. But that doesn't mean that I don't know how to raise a child. I've been around a couple of children. I have a niece. She seems to think I'm pretty cool. Trust me, you can trust a baby. They have good judgment. In my free time, I like to drink wine and beer. I also like to play hockey and browse reddit. So, as you can see, I am super qualified to advise you on raising your children.
You may be wondering, what took you so long to put this information out there. Or you may wonder, how did I raise a healthy child without this blog. All I can say is that those are good questions. The good news is that I'm here for you now.