How embarrassing is it to be in a public place, and you just can’t get your baby to calm down and behave? She’s either crying or yelling or fussing. I’m sure this wouldn’t happen to me if I had a kid, but I see it all the time. Some parents just can’t seem to keep their baby under control. And once baby loses her shit, it’s all over. It’s nothing but fuss the whole flight to Orlando. There’s an easy solution to this. Benedryl! You know how you feel all spacey and out of it when you take Benedryl? Sometimes you even fall asleep! I like to bring a couple of Benedryl pills on a flight when I want to sleep. Well guess what… it has the same effect on your baby! And on to of that, your baby is way smaller than you, so it works even better. A spaced out baby doesn’t cry or fuss. She just more or less stares off into the distance. Problem solved! It’s pretty much the perfect solution to the problem of a fussy baby who doesn't want to cooperate. So, next time you are headed to the airport or to the DMV or to any other place where baby isn’t going to want to be there, hit her with a does of Benedryl. Now she’ll just be the cute, sleepy baby! And baby gets a nice nap. It’s a win-win-win. This blog is not affiliated with Benedryl or whatever company makes it, and they would probably rather I not give this off-label advice. I should also mention that I am not a doctor, nor do I have any medical training. I’m just a know-it-all. I take no responsibility for any consequences from you taking this advice.
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