Chicks dig babies. That's a true fact. Any time there is a baby around, I make sure to get a picture of myself holding the baby and post it to Instagram. It's a license to print likes. And look, I'm not suggesting that you use your own baby to pick up women. That wouldn't be nice for your partner. You should get divorced before you do that.
But if you don't want to get divorced, you can still let your single friends use your baby to pick up women. Honestly, it's the least you can do. The best part of this arrangement is that you get free babysitting, and your baby gets a free lesson in how humans engage in courtship rituals. It's a win-win.
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AuthorAlthough I am not a recognized authority on child care, I expect to be recognized soon. Keep an eye on this space for news on that front. Meanwhile, feel free to soak up all of my sage advice on raising children. Archives
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