Babies demand a lot of attention, which can be frustrating. The key is to have a good strategy for distracting the baby long enough to run down to 7-11 to grab another six pack of beer. That's where Steve Jobs has your back, because technology is going to hook you up!
All you need to do is throw Baby Shark on YouTube and hand your baby the iPad. Once that little one hears the super-catchy song and sees those crazy sharks, you've got at least 15 minutes of peace and quiet. I'm not sure how you let yourself run out of beer, but now's the time to get your ass to the store and stock up!
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AuthorAlthough I am not a recognized authority on child care, I expect to be recognized soon. Keep an eye on this space for news on that front. Meanwhile, feel free to soak up all of my sage advice on raising children. Archives
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